Wealth inequality will reach unprecedented levels as early as 2016, according to a new study released by the charity Oxfam. The study says the richest 1% are on track to own 50% of the world’s wealth. This is great news for Michael… Read More ›
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App Whizkid Makes Millions With Regret Calculator
Eugene Freckle has quickly become one of Australia’s youngest ever millionaires, at the age of sixteen, by creating a smartphone app that allows you to calculate how much regret you have in your life. Regrets such as working behind a… Read More ›
Union Condemns ISIS For Using Underage Workers
An Australian Union has condemned ISIS over their latest video release which depicts a young child being involved in the execution of Russian spies. The Union has condemned ISIS over their use of under-age workers. A spokesperson for the Convict,… Read More ›
Crème Egg Recipe Changes, Sky Falls
Confectionery manufacturers and diabetes enthusiasts Cadbury, have announced that they have changed the recipe for their popular Crème Egg before Easter this year. Fans of the confection, otherwise known as “people with eating disorders”, are up in arms about the… Read More ›
Michael Clarke And Qantas Jet Synchronise Breakdown
Michael Clarke has re-injured his back after the Qantas charter jet he is travelling on went into a rapid descent due to a mid-flight malfunction. The Boeing 737 lost altitude after it’s landing gear was prematurely lowered due to a… Read More ›
Collingwood FC: Casual Racism Leads To Profits
Collingwood Football Club are set to report strong profits after a year marred by racial controversy. “We’re feeling about as big as King Kong after this result” said a jubilant Eddy McGuire. “If it wasn’t for this nations casual approach… Read More ›
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