Low rating news network Sky News Australia has been named by bookies as the odds on favourite to win best comedy at next year’s Logie awards for their Victorian election night coverage. ”Australia has not seen cutting edge political satire… Read More ›
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NSW And SA Combine To Build A Bolt Proof Fence
Convicted racist and broadcaster Andrew Bolt has announced that should Premier Dan Andrews win this weekend’s Victorian State election, he will leave the State immediately. The move has prompted surrounding states South Australia and New South Wales to announce that… Read More ›
Lil’ Paul Murray Upset That Daddy Rupert Says He Can’t Play With Trump
Low rating Sky News host lil’ Paul Murray has thrown an almighty tantrum after Daddy Rupert said he was not allowed to play with his American friend lil’ Donny Trump anymore. ”Lil’ Paul doesn’t have many friends, or viewers for… Read More ›
Bolt Breaks Down In Tears Whilst Singing ”I See Red” At Sky News’ Christmas Karaoke Night
Sky News’ leading racist voice Andrew Bolt has broken down in tears during his rendition of the Split Enz classic, I see red at the niche news network’s Christmas karaoke night. ”It hasn’t been a good year for Andy what… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Shocked Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them Didn’t Swing The Election To The Republicans
Niche news network Sky News Australia was left stunned today following the Republican parties poor election results as the network believed that their viewers, all 6 of them would swing the vote to the GOP’s favour. ”We didn’t see this… Read More ›
Q&A Disappointed Grand Wizard Unavailable; Settles For Alan Jones Instead
Low rating ABC show Q&A hosted by Stan Grant was disappointed this week after the Grand Wizard of the KKK was unavailable to appear on the show. Instead, they had to settle for local bore Alan Jones. ”We were very… Read More ›