Sky News’ leading racist voice Andrew Bolt has broken down in tears during his rendition of the Split Enz classic, I see red at the niche news network’s Christmas karaoke night.
”It hasn’t been a good year for Andy what with ScoMo getting rolled and a Trump comeback looking like not happening,” said a Sky News Colleague who wished to remain anonymous (Thanks Rita). ”Poor fellow had to be carried off stage and soothed by Rowan Dean and Paul Murray’s fluffer.”
”It was quite sad really, something you’d expect to see at an ABC Christmas party.”
When asked if given the resounding rejection of Trump in America would the network tone down it’s cheerleading for the former President, the anonymous source Rita said: ”Trump didn’t lose the mid-terms, he didn’t even run.”
”Sure, he backed a few candidates and hinted at announcing a Presidential run in the aftermath but he didn’t lose.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must head back to karaoke. I don’t want to miss Peta Credlin singing her version of My Way, it’s amazing, she does it sitting on a stool that is actually Tony Abbott.”
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