Reporters from Fairfax and News Corp have been instructed by their editorial teams to attend briefings by a magic eight ball to seek clarification about the governments proposed Medicare Co-payment. The decision comes as the government reaches its twenty second… Read More ›
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Mark Latham Appointed New Host Of ‘At The Movies’
Former aspiring Prime Minister and only client the taxi industry has ever referred to competing driver service Uber, Mark Latham, has today been announced as the new host of ABC1’s At the Movies. The show had previously been hosted by stalwart film… Read More ›
New Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer Shows More Things Smashing, Exploding
The rise of the Marvel Movie franchise under the management of the most cynical entertainment producing force in history, Disney, has continued to create an avalanche of hype over the next Avengers film by releasing yet another smashing and explosion… Read More ›
Australians Relieved: Chinese Slaves Make iPhones Not Just Hepatitis
Australians have expressed relief after it was revealed on ABC’s Four Corners program last night that Chinese slaves not only make hepatitis, but iPhones as well. ‘It’s good news,’ said Cynthia Hawkins of Box Hill, an owner of all things Apple…. Read More ›
Pile Of Dog Crap Mistaken For Kyle Sandilands
A pile of dog crap sitting on a busy foot path in the inner-city Sydney suburb of Newtown has been mistaken for radio personality and lie detector enthusiast Kyle Sandilands by an enthusiastic fan. The fan told The (un)Australian of… Read More ›
Hot Rich White People Gather For Annual Conference
The hottest richest white people on the planet are gathering in Hollywood this morning to congratulate themselves on another year of showing the rest of the world how accurate Karl Marx’s predictions were. The annual conference is held in downtown… Read More ›