An Australian spokesman for Al Qaeda has laughed off suggestions that The Un-Australian may be the target of a Charlie Hebdo style vendetta. “Get real. If I’m going to die pointlessly in a hail of bullets it’s got to be worth… Read More ›
Media
Won’t The Golden Globes Think Of The North Korean Children?
The Golden Globes, which The Foreign Press Association is considering renaming the Benedict Cumberbatch invitational, was marked by consistently unfunny North Korea gags, predictable outrage about North Korea gags on Twitter and Benedict Cumberbatch. The Golden Globes have been noteworthy… Read More ›
Relief After Golden Globe Leak Revealed To Be Incompetence, Not Terror.
The golden globes may have inadvertently revealed the winners of this year’s awards after accidentally publishing the results on their website in what was supposed to have been a test. Hollywood has become accustomed in recent times to information being… Read More ›
Charlie Sheen Victim Of ‘Spartacus’ Twitter Bomb
Hollywood actor and court-required spokesman for prescription abuse, Charlie Sheen, today confirmed he has been a victim of a vicious Twitter trolling attack. Speaking to The (Un)Australian today, Sheen (acting age 19-27), spoke of his bewilderment at waking up to… Read More ›
Man Who Sued Satirical Group Sees No Link Between Satire And Recent Massacre of Satirists
While coming to terms with the recent attack on the offices of French satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo, it may be easy to believe this attack was motivated, in part, to the magazine’s history of satirising Islam. However, one man knows… Read More ›
Alan Jones Hoping To Kickstart A New Race Riot
Conservative commentator and star of ABC TV’s Media Watch program, Alan Jones has today launched a Kickstarter campaign in the hopes of launching another race riot, like the one he successfully held in Cronulla a few years ago. Mr Jones… Read More ›