The memory of having watched an entire new Blade Runner movie has been inserted into the brains of the world’s stock of replicant nerds as a means of keeping them happy and engaged while they perform the thankless task of… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott To Sing “There Is Nothing Like A Dame” At NRL Grand Final
The NRL has caved in to Tony Abbott’s criticism of Macklemore’s proposed performance of the number one song “Same Love” at Sunday’s grand final by cancelling the song and replacing it with the Warringah backbencher singing “There Is Nothing Like… Read More ›
Dazed Tony Abbott Lucky That Tasmanian Only Attacked Him With One Head
Doctors say that Tony Abbott is fortunate that an irate Tasmanian was only able to headbutt him with one of his heads in an attack on the former PM in Hobart last night. “Tony could have sustained very serious injuries… Read More ›
Local Man Becomes Target Of ‘Shallow State’ Conspiracy
A Wanda Beach man has been forced to go into hiding after becoming the subject of a campaign of harassment from very low level government employees. “Ever since I expressed the view at a barbie that Donald Trump’s hair wasn’t… Read More ›
Confused Millennials Gather Around Post Box Not Sure How To Post SSM Survey
Hundreds of thousands of baffled young people are currently standing around little red post boxes all over Australia not sure how to post the letter containing their SSM survey. “There’s a slot on the front of it that must be… Read More ›
Lyle Shelton Unable To Find “The Handmaid’s Tale” In Comedy Section Of SBS On Demand
Lyle Shelton has voiced his frustration at being unable to find “The Handmaid’s Tale” on the SBS On Demand website despite conducting an exhaustive search all around the comedy section. “I keep hearing about this show where the main character… Read More ›
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