The Coalition has brought back conscription to fight against the forces of the ABC, Fairfax and the Guardian in the Culture War. “We simply haven’t got enough enlisted cultural warriors to write derangedly psychopathic opinion pieces in the Herald Sun,”… Read More ›
Malcolm Roberts has used his maiden speech in parliament to courageously chide the United Nations as unelected swill, gaining massive approval from the 0.00000321 per cent of the Australian population which placed him number one on their ballot papers. “The… Read More ›
Australia’s magpies have threatened to go on strike in protest of plans to reduce the number of postmen as Australia Post looks to ways of cutting costs. “My members have already indicated that they’ll support a campaign of stop swoop… Read More ›
In retaliation to the French government’s ban on the burkini the Saudi Arabian government has banned the wearing of striped Breton fisherman shirts and berets. “Any citizen caught cooking with garlic and engaging in existentialist philosophy will be subject to… Read More ›
Australian’s vegans have demanded that they be recognised in the constitution calling on the Government to hold a referendum as soon as possible. A spokesperson for the Vegan lobby group Vegans Are Great, Trevor Pineapple spoke to The (un)Australian about… Read More ›
Australia’s second longest serving Prime Minister of the last 2 years, Malcolm Turnbull has confused a hipster with a homeless person in Melbourne and inadvertently given the hipster $5. A spokesperson for the Prime Minister explained the mistake, saying: “Easy… Read More ›
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