A shire woman is miraculously clinging to life after surviving a harrowing two station journey sitting backwards on a CityRail passenger train. “I thought this is it I’m going to die,” related Lilli Pilli commuter Beth Sorensen about her ordeal,… Read More ›
Foxtel’s History Channel is starting to make a series of documentaries about presidential candidate Donald Trump in preparation for the inaugural “Trump Week” that will be a highlight of its programming schedule in the year 2086. “We’re going to be… Read More ›
South Australian senator Cory Bernardi is feeling hurt and depressed after parliament bully Bill Shorten picked on him and said mean things about his homophobia. “I can’t help being a homophobe and often feel like jigging parliament because of all… Read More ›
Cardinal George Pell has raced to number four on the Vatican music download charts following the release of a new song in which he pleas with comedian songwriter Tim Minchin to come clean and face up to a visit to… Read More ›
Patients with private health insurance have applauded a federal government decision that will allow them to demand treatment from the clown doctor of their choice. “I feel much happier going to hospital knowing that I’m going to get a visit… Read More ›
God has confirmed that Cardinal George Pell is going to receive a miracle cure for the medical condition that prevents him from flying, but only after the Royal Commission into child abuse is completed. “Friends and colleagues of Cardinal Pell… Read More ›
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