Climate change scientists have announced that global warming has been reversed due to the brave actions of the world’s motel owners in insisting that guests only leave towels that they want to be cleaned on the floor of the bathroom…. Read More ›
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Macquarie Dictionary replaces ‘ask’ with ‘arks’
Linguists have been predicting the change for decades and the 2016 edition of the only record of standard Australian English will make it official: from now on ‘ask’ is spelled ‘arks’ to match the most common pronunciation of the word. Macquarie… Read More ›
Mein Kampf Colouring Book Tops Best Seller List
The re-release of Adolph Hitler’s original manifesto Mein Kampf as an adult colouring book has been described as a publishing master stroke after the book rushed to the top of best seller lists in Germany. “We believe it was always… Read More ›
Jamie Packer Calls For IR Law Change To Allow Employers To Fight Employees
Street fighter and billionaire casino owner Jamie Packer has called on the Turnbull Government to amend Australia’s industrial relations laws to allow employers to physically fight their employees. Packer’s call to arms follows a run in he had with a… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Turns Into Newt
Australian Minister for Immigration and Border Protection Peter Dutton has mysteriously turned into a newt just days after accidentally sending a journalist a text describing her as a mad witch. “We can confirm that Mr Dutton was suddenly and inexplicably… Read More ›
Organisers Of Sydney’s NYE Party Also In Charge Of Organising Summer
It has now been revealed that the organisers of the New Years Eve Above the Harbour event in Sydney are also in charge of organising this years summer. Organisers of the NYE party, Mothership Media, were left red faced when… Read More ›
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