Fellow shoppers in a local supermarket are very impressed with the way an East Hills toddler never seems to tire of confidently bellowing that one noise over and over again. “He’s absolutely going to town over how much fun he’s… Read More ›
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Deceased Mother Wishes Son Would Seance More Often
The restless spirit of a deceased Brisbane mother reports from the other side that it would be nice if her son conducted more seances and kept in touch a bit more often. “He doesn’t need to hold a seance every… Read More ›
Public Holiday In Honour Of Pokie Machines To Launch Next Year
Australia will gain a new public holiday next year to be held in early March, in honour of the humble pokie machine. Every citizen will be encouraged to spend a dollar or a pay cheque in support of the machine…. Read More ›
Western Society To Ignore Rich Musical Heritage and Spend Next Two Months Playing Nothing But Christmas Carols
Western Society has confirmed that once again it intends to chuck centuries of musical accomplishment out the window and spend the next two months assaulting the world with nothing but freaking Christmas carols. “If you go out anywhere in a… Read More ›
Unbreakable James Reyne Codes Helped ASIO Win The Cold War
Recently declassified ASIO documents have revealed that James Reynes were used to transmit sensitive top secret data that could not be broken by Soviet spy agencies. “Every song that James Reyne sang actually contained coded information that could only be… Read More ›
Greenpeace Push Stranded Bluebottles Back Into Ocean
A sore and exhausted band of Greenpeace volunteers have successfully pushed a pod of bluebottles back into the Pacific Ocean after they stranded themselves on North Cronulla beach. “My hands are all stingy and my back is stuffed from bending… Read More ›
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