The Prime Minister is a launching a new fragrance for the discerning voter. DENIAL is described as being the very essence of the Prime Minister. ‘An Eau de toilette for when you’re life is down the toilet,’ said Gloria Jenkins… Read More ›
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Woman Finds Samsung Television Reading Her Journal
A Sydney woman has come home to find her Samsung Smart Television reading through her journal. Madeleine Jones of Erskenville says she arrived home late from work last night and was concerned when she noticed her television missing from the… Read More ›
Australian Navy Off To Check Out Submarine It Found On Gumtree
The Australian Navy has knocked off early from work today to go check out a submarine that some bloke is selling on e-classified site Gumtree. “I’m bringing along a mate who’s a bit of a submarine-head to help me give… Read More ›
Man Hits Snooze Button For 24 Years
A Brisbane man has finally gotten out of bed after hitting his snooze button for 24 years. Tom Smothers expressed surprise that he’d been in bed that long. “Yeah I’m a bit shocked. I thought I’d just hit snooze a… Read More ›
Wellington Won’t Bottom for LNP
Sunshine Coast Independent Member of Parliament, the Duke of Wellington, has decided to support the Queensland Labor Party in their bid to form another dysfunctional state government. “It was a difficult decision,” he said from his castle. “But I feared… Read More ›
Giles Still NT Chief Minister After Signing Resignation With “Suck It”
A midnight coup to oust Northern Territory Chief Minister Adam Giles has stumbled following revelations that Mr Giles’ resignation letter was signed “Suck It”. Following the Liberal National Party’s disastrous results at the Queensland state election, and with speculation over… Read More ›
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