Several beaches on the east coast of Australia remain closed to sharks after humans were spotted cruising up and down the surf armed with fishing lines and hooks. “It’s just way too dangerous to be a shark going about your… Read More ›
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Hottest 100 Proves Again That Democracy Simply Doesn’t Work.
Triple J’s hottest 100 is an annual countdown of tracks touted by the radio station as the world’s biggest musical democracy. The vote this year has been shrouded in controversy after it emerged that Taylor Swift fans were voting en… Read More ›
Max Walker To Be Named Australian Of The Year
The (un) Australian has learnt from an inside source on the Australian of the year panel (Cheers Gilly) that retired Cricketer/Footballer/Media Personality/Author/Tweeter/Top Bloke Max Walker is to be named Australian of the year. This is seen as a controversial pick… Read More ›
Fred Nile Condemns Sydney Siege Victims
Conservative Politician and prolific tweeter Fred Nile has today condemned male Sydney Siege victims who ran out of the scene of the siege, the Lindt café. Declaring, they should not receive bravery awards as they could have done more to… Read More ›
Crème Egg Recipe Changes, Sky Falls
Confectionery manufacturers and diabetes enthusiasts Cadbury, have announced that they have changed the recipe for their popular Crème Egg before Easter this year. Fans of the confection, otherwise known as “people with eating disorders”, are up in arms about the… Read More ›
Morrison Proposes Deporting Unemployed To Cambodia
New social services minister Scott Morrison has announced plans to bring to his new job some of key lessons learned during his successful stint as immigration minister, starting with a bold proposal to deport all unemployed people to Cambodia. “I am strong believer in… Read More ›
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