It is has been said the much-vaunted “American Dream” is dead, but one man’s heart-warming “rags-to-riches” tale says otherwise — that in the Land of the Free, you can still “make it” if you are willing to work hard, think… Read More ›
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Muslim Hall Of Compromise
A standoff between protesters for and protesters against the construction of a Muslim community hall in Penrith came to a quiet compromise yesterday. “They agree to keep their meetings quiet, if we get to use the car park for burnouts”… Read More ›
Onlookers Unsure If Policeman Is Trying To Hug Child Or Crush Him With His Bare Arms
We’re all familiar with the police. Violent enforcers of the law. Untouchable killers. Huggers of children? If the last statement perplexed you, you are not alone as the residents of Portland were confronted with this very scenario late last week. Elias… Read More ›
Shia Labeouf Reveals Next Performance Art Stunt: Self Respect
Hollywood actor Shia Labeouf shocked fans yesterday by announcing that for his next piece of performance art he would attempt to behave like a dignified adult. “Starting tomorrow I’m just going to do normal stuff,” he told reporters before… Read More ›
Gina Rinehart Named Inheritance Monthly’s Inheritor Of The Decade
Inheritance Monthly the world’s leading magazine, printed on gold leaf paper for billionaire heirs to family fortunes last night announced Australia’s Gina Rinehart as its inheritor of the decade. The magazine cited her ability to take her inheritance and still lecture fellow Australians… Read More ›
Old Time Bullies Fear Cyber Bullies Losing Traditional Skills
The rise of internet-based “cyber-bullying” is leading to a worrying decline in the standards of good old fashioned “face to face bullying”, according to former bullying great Scott Carter. In the keynote speech at Bullyfest 2014 entitled “Future Directions in Bullying;… Read More ›
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