With the end of the parliamentary year in sight Scott Morrison’s cabinet have done a whip around with everybody chipping in to buy Senate Leader Matthias ‘Numbers Man’ Cormann a calculator for Christmas. “In an ideal world we would have… Read More ›
Politics
ScoMo Plans On Getting Fit By Hitting The Thoughts And Prayers Hard
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told his inner circle that he plans to improve his fitness after he struggled on a hike over the weekend and he will be doing so with an extensive regime of ‘thoughts and prayers.’ “The… Read More ›
Bernardi Struggling To Find A Venue Big Enough For Himself And His Ego’s Farewell To Parliament Celebration
Failed Senator Cory Bernardi has told the press of his struggles to find a venue in his home State of South Australia big enough to host a farewell dinner for both himself and his ego. “I am really struggling, you… Read More ›
Abbott Tells ScoMo To Not Rule Out Knighting Prince Andrew
In a week where former Prime Minister Paul Keating came out to talk about China another former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has also been doing the rounds advising the Government to not rule out knighting the disgraced Prince Andrew. “In… Read More ›
China Announces New ‘No Dickheads’ Policy
The Chinese Government has announced that it is applying a new ‘no dickheads’ policy when it comes to politicians from other countries visiting on ‘study trips.’ “We were concerned with the rising number of politicians wishing to visit our country… Read More ›
NSW Declares A State Of Emergency As Rural Gambling Revenue Falls
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has declared a state of emergency after figures came in showing that revenue from gambling in bush fire affected areas was down. “We won’t panic yet but we do need to make sure that people can… Read More ›
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