Images have been released of a fresh carving on a tree just outside Parliament House on capital hill. The image shows the phrase “ScoMo & Frydenberg 4Eva” etched into a lone oak tree on the lawn of the iconic Australian… Read More ›
Politics
Anthony Albanese Banned From Every Knife Shop In Australia
The Australian Labor party has announced that after witnessing the events of the last week that they have voted unanimously to ban their colleague Anthony Albanese from purchasing or owning a knife for the foreseeable future. “We think it’s for… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Returns To Cabinet As Minister For Affairs
Scott Morrison has announced that much maligned former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce will return to cabinet as Minister for Affairs. “No one in this Government has the experience of having affairs like Barnaby,” said Prime Minister Scott Morrison. “We… Read More ›
Nation Breathes A Sigh Of Relief As The Dark Lord Is Defeated
The Australian people have let out a collective sigh of relief after news filtered through that the Dark Lord Peter Dutton was defeated in battle by the Cronulla Shark Scott Morrison. “I tell you that was a relief,” said an… Read More ›
Australian Army Name Tony Abbott 2018’s Sniper Of The Year
The Australian Army over night named former Prime Minister Tony Abbott it’s 2018 Sniper of the year, at the annual Army awards night. “We are witnessing a sniper that is truly at the top of his game,” said an Army… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Reaches Out To Dutton To Offer Him Tips On How To Properly Knife A Sitting Prime Minister
Opposition Leader and spokesperson for the King of Knives retail chain Bill Shorten has reached out to former Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton to offer him tips on how to properly knife a sitting Prime Minister. “Sitting back… Read More ›
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