Opposition Leader and spokesperson for the King of Knives retail chain Bill Shorten has reached out to former Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton to offer him tips on how to properly knife a sitting Prime Minister.
“Sitting back and watching this all unfold I am seeing so many rookie errors being made. It reminds me a little bit of my first knifing,” said the Opposition leader. “I tell you I get a bit nostalgic as it’s been 5 years since I was last involved in a knifing.”
“Oh I miss the days of being on tools.”
Former Minister Dutton could not be reached for comment as he was busy running around Parliament House with his bestie Ray Hadley in pursuit of the Prime Minister.