Despite being in the middle of a leadership challenge former Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has taken the time to celebrate Book Week by dressing up as his favourite character a Dick-tata.
“One can not stress the importance of reading for all adults,” said former Minister Dutton. “Why if only our current Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull had taken the time to read the writing on the wall we would not have needed to have had such a week of unpleasantness.”
When asked what book he had got his inspiration from former Minister Dutton replied: “Mein Kampf. Yes Adolf Hitler did a lot of bad things but he did have some good ideas as well and he was always immaculately dressed.”
“Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go and get an apron to protect my uniform. Wouldn’t want it to get stained with blood during the spill.”
Mark Williamson
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