25 million Australian’s are in shock today after learning that 35 of them believe that former Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton would make a good Prime Minister.
“I was a bit stunned to be honest,” said a person in the street. “I mean Dutton looks like a potato, how can he be our leader. Do you remember when he was in charge of health and he wanted everyone to pay to see a Doctor.”
“Didn’t all the Doctors declare him the worst Health Minister ever, that’s the guy they want to lead us? And don’t get me started on what he’s doing on Manus Island.”
When reached for comment former Minsiter Dutton said: “I thank my colleagues for their unwavering support and I promise to those 35 people that voted for me that I will let their loved ones go the minute that I have the keys to the Lodge.”
“Now if you’ll excuse me I have colleagues I need to shake down. Now where’s my phone book?”