The Liberal party has announced that they will be celebrating Mother’s day this year with a giant sausage fest that will also double as their campaign launch. “It was unfortunate timing that Mother’s day falls on the same day as… Read More ›
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Asbestos Victims To Give Julie Bishop A 21 Wheeze Salute
Australia’s Asbestos victims have joined the parade of people paying tribute to former Foreign Minister Julie Bishop by announcing that they plan to deliver a 21 wheeze salute in honour of the former Member for Curtain. “It’s the absolute least… Read More ›
Australian Army Name Tony Abbott 2018’s Sniper Of The Year
The Australian Army over night named former Prime Minister Tony Abbott it’s 2018 Sniper of the year, at the annual Army awards night. “We are witnessing a sniper that is truly at the top of his game,” said an Army… Read More ›
Country Of 25 Million Shocked To Learn That 35 Of Them Think Peter Dutton Would Make A Good PM
25 million Australian’s are in shock today after learning that 35 of them believe that former Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton would make a good Prime Minister. “I was a bit stunned to be honest,” said a person… Read More ›
Libs Increase Female Quota By Cloning Bronwyn Bishop
The Coalition has responded to criticism of its lack of female MPs by ordering its chief mad scientist Greg Hunt to produce dozens of clones of Bronwyn Bishop in his laboratory. “We found a strand of Bronnie’s hair that was… Read More ›
Dutton Offers Family Visas To South African Potato Farmers
Immigration Minister and aspiring super villain Peter Dutton has reached out to South African potato farmers with an offer of a family visa in an effort to aide their move to Australia. “The thought of those poor white farmers suffering… Read More ›
