Immigration Minister and aspiring super villain Peter Dutton has reached out to South African potato farmers with an offer of a family visa in an effort to aide their move to Australia. “The thought of those poor white farmers suffering… Read More ›
Julie Bishop
Julie Bishop Unveils Death Stare That Can Reach North Korea
A terrified Kim Jong Un has begun dismantling his nuclear weapons stockpile after learning that Australia’s acting Prime Minister possesses a death stare capable of reaching Pyongyang. “We can neither confirm nor deny that Australia is responsible for the death… Read More ›
Julie Bishop Demands Bill Shorten Prove He Wasn’t Involved In JFK’s Assassination
Foreign Minister Julie Bishop has called upon Labor leader Bill Shorten to prove that he had no involvement in the assassination of US President John F Kennedy. Ms Bishop’s allegations against Mr Shorten come despite the fact that JFK was… Read More ›
“We Have A Jandal Capable Of Reaching Australia” Warn Kiwis
New Zealand claims to have the technology to build a mini “chilly bin” capable of fitting into a missile and the capacity to launch it as far as Norfolk Island as tension with Australia escalates. “If foolish Australia threatens us… Read More ›
Ministry Warns Of The Rise Of The Dark Lord
Malcolm Turnbull’s cabinet are growing increasingly fearful that he is risking the rise to power of the Dark Lord by continually saying his name out loud. Foreign Minister, Julie Bishop, this morning spoke nervously: “None of us want to see… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Calls On Families Of Victims Of Flight MH17 To Leave Vladimir Putin Alone
One Nation Senator and aspiring Minister for Foreign Affairs Pauline Hanson has called on the families of victims from downed Malaysian airlines flight MH17 to leave Russian President Vladimir Putin alone. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson spoke glowingly of… Read More ›
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