The Prime Minister has told the media that after seeing the movie Now You See Me 2 over the christmas break that he plans to reshuffle his cabinet in a game of three card monte. Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›
Julie Bishop
Wyatt Roy Spends Gap Year Backpacking Through Iraq
Ex MP Wyatt Roy has been criticised by his former colleagues for spending his gap year backpacking through Iraq. “I’ve already got myself a bit of work picking dates on a date farm and with Iraq not having a backpacker… Read More ›
Julie Bishop Condemns China Over Tim Cahill’s Sacking
Australian foreign minister Julie Bishop has flown to Beijing today to condemn the Chinese Government over the sacking of Australia’s most beloved football* player Tim Cahill by his Chinese Club, Shanghai Shenua. A spokesperson for Minister Bishop spoke to The… Read More ›
Re-Animated Corpse Of Tony Abbott Spotted Prowling Corridors Of Parliament House
A team of professional zombie hunters has been hired to stand guard over parliament house in Canberra after several eyewitnesses reported sighting the decaying corpse of former PM Tony Abbott shuffling around the building. “I was scrubbing dried up spit… Read More ›
Agenda For Counter Terrorism Summit Includes Bourne Movie Marathon
It’s been revealed that the counter terrorism summit being hosted this week by the Australian Government has set aside approximately ten hours so that the delegates can watch the entire series of Bourne movies. On day two of the summit,… Read More ›
Not Him, The Other One: Greens Elect New Leader
The Australian Greens have decided on a replacement following Christine Milne’s shock resignation this morning after three years in the top job. Both Adam Bandt and Richard Di Natale put their hats into the ring but like most people, The… Read More ›
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