The “dual citizenship” issue among Australian politicians has taken a dramatic turn with Coalition energy minister Josh Frydenburg sent to Manus Island after it was revealed he was a dual Australian citizen-stateless refugee as a result of his asylum seeking… Read More ›
Politics
Eric Abetz Enjoys Gaytime In Streets Support
Tasmanian Liberal Senator Eric Abetz has called on his fellow Australians to go out and have a Gaytime in support of Streets in their ongoing industrial dispute with their workers. “I implore the people of Australia to wrap their tongues… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Promises To Open The World’s Largest Ego Mine In QLD
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has hit the campaign trail in Queensland with a promise to all Queenslanders to open the world’s largest ‘Ego’ mine in the State should they vote for her party. “This State is crying out for… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Embraces His New Zealand Heritage By Ditching His Job And Moving To Bondi
Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce fresh off discovering his New Zealand citizenship has embraced his culture by ditching his job and relocating from New England to Bondi. “Oh yeah bro, Bondi is choice eh,” Said Barnaby. “For too long… Read More ›
Julie Bishop Unveils Death Stare That Can Reach North Korea
A terrified Kim Jong Un has begun dismantling his nuclear weapons stockpile after learning that Australia’s acting Prime Minister possesses a death stare capable of reaching Pyongyang. “We can neither confirm nor deny that Australia is responsible for the death… Read More ›
Nation Holds Breath Waiting To See How Nutty Malcolm Roberts Replacement Is
Die hard fans of Australian politics are waiting with baited breath to find out if the well of nutbags that One Nation draws its senate candidates from is indeed bottomless. “You’ve got to consider that Pauline took a look at… Read More ›