Pauline Hanson fresh off calling for a ban on anyone under the age of 21 from voting has today demanded that anyone with an IQ over triple figures also be banned from voting. “Parliament should be for the average everyday… Read More ›
Politics
Shorten To Go On Long Service Leave With Abbott To Take Over As Opposition Leader
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has announced that he will take his long service leave commencing next week. Stepping up as his replacement will be the Member for Warringah Tony Abbott. “I have been in charge for a while now and… Read More ›
Abbott Demands NRL Replace Macklemore With The Village People
Tony Abbott has taken to Twitter to demand that the NRL replace US rapper Macklemore as the entertainment choice for this Sunday’s Grand Final with a more appropriate act like the Village People. “Sport should not be political. This Macklemore… Read More ›
Laughing Man In Big Hat Didn’t Really Get Kim Jong Un’s Last Joke
The general with the very tall hat who is laughing like a drain at Kim Jong Un’s latest quip has privately admitted that he didn’t really get the point of the joke. “I’m puzzled. Why would half past two be… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Gets Casting Vote In Hung New Zealand Election
Both sides have begun negotiating with the member for New England Barnaby Joyce in hopes of gaining his vote to form the next government of New Zealand. “We’ve offered to move the New Zealand Pesticides and Veterinary Medicine Authority from… Read More ›
Senator Malcolm Roberts Demands ABC’s Ultimo HQ Be Covered In Tin Foil
One Nation Senator for now Malcolm Roberts has demanded that the Government cover the ABC’s Ultimo headquarters in tin foil if it wants his vote to pass new media ownership laws. “The ABC is out of control and it’s time… Read More ›
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