Deputy Prime Minister (for now) Barnaby Joyce was shocked to learn that he was a member of the Liberal National Party (LNP) and not the Lemon and Paeroa (L&P) party. “Thirteen years ago I joined what I thought was the… Read More ›
Politics
One Nation To Begin Searching Under Rocks To Replace Malcolm Roberts
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has announced that they will commence searching under rocks for a replacement Senator. Should Senator Malcolm Roberts be eliminated from the Senate due to dual citizenship. Speaking to The (un)Australian a party spokesperson discussed the… Read More ›
Marriage Equality Vote Attacked By Water Fleas
The parliamentary vote on marriage equality is recovering in hospital after being savagely attacked by water fleas in Port Phillip Bay last night. “The debate about me had been heating up so I took a dip in the bay to… Read More ›
Government Announces Postal Plebiscite Along With Cuts To Australia Post
The Australian Government has announced that following the Senate’s decision to block a planned marriage equality plebiscite it will circumvent the Senate and hold a non-binding postal plebiscite. In completely unrelated news they also announced that funding for Australia post… Read More ›
Sam Dastyari Claims His Pet Panda Is Totally Legit
Sam Dastyari has taken a break from denying allegations that he is in the pay of the Chinese government to spend some quality time playing in the backyard with his brand new pet panda. “There’s nothing suss at all about… Read More ›
Britain And India Working Frantically To Disown Malcolm Roberts
Officials from Britain and India have strenuously denied that Malcolm Roberts was ever a citizen amid claims that both nations have been furiously burning old citizenship records. “We do have some standards old chap,” commented UK Home Office representative Sir… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 