Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has announced that they will commence searching under rocks for a replacement Senator. Should Senator Malcolm Roberts be eliminated from the Senate due to dual citizenship.
Speaking to The (un)Australian a party spokesperson discussed the search, saying: “We will leave no stone unturned to find a replacement for Malcolm Roberts. We will go deep into the internet searching both 9/11 truther chat rooms and fake moon landing chat rooms. Heck we will even stake out supermarkets to see who buys aluminium foil in large quantities to find the right candidate.”
When reached for comment Senator Roberts said of his potential replacement: “No need to look for a replacement as I believe I am not a dual citizenship and if I believe it then it’s true. I mean this morning I believed I was a chicken and my wife fed me some pellets so no need to worry.”
“Now if you’ll excuse me I have a meeting with a fellow who believes he is Harold Holt. He claims to have emperical evidence that NASA colluded with Plucka Duck and Toadie from Neighbours to fake the moon landing in order to increase microwave sales.”
Mark Williamson
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Plenty of candidates in this mob.. the lizard people are your friend. 😀
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