Police have sent a message to the mobile phones of all prospective candidates of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party advising them to run as fast as they can away from the Queensland senator, to hide their cars from Rod Culleton… Read More ›
Politics
Peter Dutton Does Not Care About People Who Don’t Like Potatoes
Minister for Immigration and aspiring super villain, Peter Dutton sat down with The (un)Australian for a profile piece where he talked about his hopes, dreams and indifference towards people who don’t like potatoes. The Minister said of people’s food tastes: “Look Australia… Read More ›
James Ashby Accused Of Selling Overpriced Tinfoil Hats To One Nation Candidates
The CIA has released recordings from the inside of James Ashby’s head in which Pauline Hanson’s chief of staff can be heard conspiring with himself to charge One Nation members vastly inflated prices for rolls of cheap aluminium foil. “We… Read More ›
Government To Allow Investors To Negatively Gear Avocados
The Turnbull Government is considering a proposal that would allow investors to negatively gear their purchases of avocados as a measure to help allow first time avocado buyers enter the market. Treasurer Scott Morrison spoke to The (un)Australian about the… Read More ›
Bill Shorten’s Eurovision Streak Fails To Raise His Profile
Bill Shorten remains totally unknown to more than 99% of Australian voters despite a desperate attempt to gather some publicity by streaking through the finals of the Eurovision song contest draped in an Australian flag. “Check out my strong polling,”… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce’s Speechwriter Admits He Can’t Work Without A Puff Of Whacky Backy And Six Schooies
Barnaby Joyce’s head speechwriter has confessed that he can’t start work until he’s pulled a few cones and thrown down half a dozen schooners of beer. “Barnaby’s speeches may look disorganised and off the cuff but they are actually intricately… Read More ›
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