West Australian Senator Peter Georgiou was revealed today to be appalled over the lack of swearing that occurred at his swearing in ceremony to the Australian Senate. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Georgiou expressed his shock at the ceremony saying:… Read More ›
Politics
Malcolm Roberts Flabbergasted To Be Kneed In The Groin After Wolf Whistling Ronda Rousey
Senator Malcolm Roberts has petitioned the senate to debate outlawing women from kneeing men in the groin as a reaction to being wolf whistled. The move comes following an incident involving the Senator and former UFC champion Ronda Rousey. Speaking… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Postpones Karaoke Night Until Section 18c Is Amended
News Corp columnist and President of the Tony Abbott fan club Andrew Bolt, has decided to postpone his annual karaoke party until after Section 18c of the racial discrimination act is amended. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Bolt explained the… Read More ›
Dutton Tells CEO’s To Stop Talking About Workplace Bullying And Talk to Ray Hadley Instead
Federal Immigration Minister and aspiring super villain Peter Dutton has attacked the nation’s CEO’s over their continued input into matters that he feels doesn’t concern them. The issues Minister Dutton singled out in particular were marriage equality and workplace bullying…. Read More ›
Coopers And One Nation Launch “Keeping It White” Campaign
Following the unheralded success of their “Keeping it Light” campaign with The Bible Society, Coopers Brewery have looked to maintain their momentum with their new collaboration with political party, One Nation; “Keeping it White”. In a media release on their… Read More ›
Hanson Shocked To Learn That Less Than 5% Of West Australians Identify As Racist Bigots
Following Saturday’s disastrous result in the Western Australian Election, One Nation’s leader Pauline Hanson has revealed her surprise that less than 5% of West Australians identify as racist bigots. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson spoke of her shock, saying:… Read More ›