After his departure as minister for women, calls are being made for Tony Abbott to be knighted for his services to Australian women. New Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced his new cabinet featuring five women, which, it was pointed… Read More ›
Politics
Scott Morrison Reluctantly Ecstatic About Treasurer Appointment
Fresh from being sworn in as the new Treasurer at Government House, The (un)Australian was able to sit down for a brief interview with the normally reticent Scott Morrison. Looking somewhat flushed and bouncing occasionally in his seat, Mr Morrison… Read More ›
Britons ‘Relieved’ David Cameron Merely Screwed Dead Pig
The mood on UK streets today was “relieved” after allegations Prime Minister David Cameron had merely performed a sexual act on a dead pig as part an initiation ritual into an exclusive Oxford University secret society, and not a live… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Stops Briefings On Economy
The newly minted Turnbull Government’s treasurer, Scott Morrison says any changes to the cash rate by the Reserve Bank of Australia will be considered “operational matters” from now on. The Australian economy grew just 0.2 percent in the last quarter,… Read More ›
Kevin Rudd Casually Mentions That He Was Way More Popular Than Malcolm Turnbull
Former Prime Minister and host of CNN’s Amanpour, Kevin Rudd, has been incessantly bringing up the fact that he was always a more popular leader than current Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. Mr Rudd and Mr Turnbull squared off as Prime… Read More ›
Thailand Asks Australia For Tips On Democracy
Thailand has asked Australia to send consultants to Bangkok to help them implement “Australian” democracy. General Prayuth Chan-ocha, who was nominated last year as Prime Minister in a legislature hand picked by the junta and made up of mostly military… Read More ›