Australia has taken note of New Zealand’s successful social welfare system and is following suit by making everyone currently on the dole go and live in Bondi. “New Zealand hardly has any unemployment and a low welfare budget due to… Read More ›
Politics
Derryn Hinch Pissed About Being Accused Of Being Pissed
Senator and beard enthusiast Derryn Hinch has been revealed to be mightily pissed off about being accused of being pissed after an alleged night on the piss. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hinch spoke of his anger, saying: “How dare… Read More ›
Embarrased Pauline Hanson Admits To Self-Plagarisism
In an embarrassing admission after days of speculation, Senator Pauline Hanson has finally acknowledged that her maiden speech was accidentally plagiarised from her own earlier maiden speech delivered in 1996. “I guess I’ve done a Melania,” she said, adding she had… Read More ›
“People Always Roll Their Eyes When They Agree With Me” Says Hanson
Pauline Hanson has defended rolling her eyes during Malcolm Robert’s maiden speech saying it’s a gesture that thousands of people have done when listening in agreement to her. “For years and years whenever I’ve talked to anyone at a barbecue… Read More ›
Derryn Hinch Calls For Parliamentary Privilege To Cover Lynch Mobs
Senator and two-time contempt of court convictee Derryn Hinch has used his maiden speech in parliament to call for parliamentary privilege to cover lynch mobs after his plans to publicly lynch a few paedophiles fell through. “To celebrate my election… Read More ›
Baird To Exempt Venues Playing Music Through Poker Machines From Lockout Laws
NSW Premier Mike Baird will amend his controversial lockout laws to exclude any venue playing music, as long as the music is being played through a poker machine. The decision came following the Callinan Report into NSW’s lockout laws, which… Read More ›
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