An attendee at one of the Reclaim Australia rallies held over the Easter weekend says they were shocked to find out that most of the people at the Neo-Nazi backed rally were racists. Norm Proulx, a machinist and father of… Read More ›
Politics
Noisy NSW Liberals Victory Celebration Disturbs Australian Cricket Team
A massive after-election party in the dressing room of the NSW Liberals led to complaints to keep the noise down from Australian cricket team, who were celebrating their World Cup win in the next room. Radio station Triple M telephoned… Read More ›
Australia Passes Stringent “Empty Bottle” Laws To Stop Pilots Leaving To Go To The Bathroom
Deputy Prime Minister Warren Trust will this afternoon announce that Australian aviation regulations will be strengthened to ensure that there will be two people in the cockpit at all times. This move comes shortly after it was revealed that German… Read More ›
‘It’s A Shame How We Only Ever See Each Other at Funerals’ Say People Who Still Respect The Position Of Australian Prime Minister
The dwindling number of Australians who still hold the position Prime Minister in some kind of regard lamented how they only seem to catch up with each other at funerals as they bid farewell to former PM Malcolm Fraser in… Read More ›
The Weekend (un)Australian: Exit Polls Sold To Chinese Energy Company In Bureaucratic Bungle
Early predictions of the outcome of the NSW election are in jeopardy after a spelling mistake in the department of Energy and Resources led to exit polls being mistaken for power poles and sold off in anticipation of a Coalition… Read More ›
Putin Claims Early Victory In NSW Election
In a surprise announcement from the Kremlin today, all round sportsman and Russian President Vladimir Putin has claimed a very early victory in the NSW state election. Although the polls had yet to open, let alone vote counting begun, Putin… Read More ›
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