Queensland voters currently in the middle of an election campaign have taken time out from having their babies kissed by politicians to report a missing person to the police. The missing person is said to go by the name of… Read More ›
Politics
Fred Nile: “More Guns Mean More Heroes”
Reverend Fred Nile has called for less stringent gun control laws in Australia in response to the siege at Sydney’s Lindt café in December. At the annual Religious, Right Wing and Righteous conference this week in Sydney’s Hills District, the… Read More ›
State Govt ‘Unexpectedly’ Announces Infrastructure Project Days From Election
In a maverick move, Queensland Premier, Campbell Newman, today announced a billion dollar State-wide infrastructure project just two weeks out from a general election. The unexpected announcement is believed to be the first time a scandal-ridden State Government in Australia… Read More ›
Fred Nile Condemns Sydney Siege Victims
Conservative Politician and prolific tweeter Fred Nile has today condemned male Sydney Siege victims who ran out of the scene of the siege, the Lindt café. Declaring, they should not receive bravery awards as they could have done more to… Read More ›
Morrison Proposes Deporting Unemployed To Cambodia
New social services minister Scott Morrison has announced plans to bring to his new job some of key lessons learned during his successful stint as immigration minister, starting with a bold proposal to deport all unemployed people to Cambodia. “I am strong believer in… Read More ›
Al Qaeda Claim Satirical Website The Un-Australian Too Lame To Bother Dying For
An Australian spokesman for Al Qaeda has laughed off suggestions that The Un-Australian may be the target of a Charlie Hebdo style vendetta. “Get real. If I’m going to die pointlessly in a hail of bullets it’s got to be worth… Read More ›
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