The Prime Minister Tony Abbott has refuted claims his confusing word choices are a game of verbal gymnastics, claiming he is simply employing an “obfuscation surplus”. He said alternate claims made by media and the Labor party had a complete… Read More ›
Politics
‘Tyrant Obama Goes Too Far!’ President Uses Creamer Without Congressional Approval
Half way into the final term of Barack Obama’s presidency it’s hard not to think of how his two terms will be looked back on. I’m sure the president himself would prefer people to think of him as a Nobel… Read More ›
‘We Did It!’ Daniel Andrews Wins Victorian Election, Which We Always Supported
Daniel Andrews, the man we’ve obviously always supported during this election, so much so that it would be foolish to go through our archives to try and find evidence against that claim, has taken the Victorian Labor Party to an… Read More ›
Victoria Votes: The (un)Australian Endorses The Sex Party
Editorial Victoria is crying out for a government that listens, a government that communicates and responds to its stakeholders. The (un)Australian believes only Fiona Patten’s Australian Sex Party is in a position to provide the people of Victoria with this… Read More ›
Inner West Man Admits: ‘I voted for Tony Abbott’
At a dinner party in Sydney’s Inner West last night a man admitted that he voted for Prime Minister Tony Abbott in the last federal election. In a shocking turn of events Adrian Marlone, 43, architect from Marrickville admitted his voting… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Starts Petition To Sack David Johnston
The Minister for Immigration and Boarder Protection Scott Morrison has launched a petition on Change.Org for the prime minister to sack Defence Minister David Johnston. The move comes following Senator Johnston’s remark that he would not trust the Australian… Read More ›