Former Liberal Party Victorian state president and conservative commentator Michael Kroger is firming as the favourite to replace ABC managing director Mark Scott in Scott’s role as ABC editor-in-chief. The appointment comes after the ABC’s commission of audit recommended breaking… Read More ›
Politics
Putin Has No Plans To Retire, Ever.
President Vladimir Putin has revealed he will retire as leader of Russia when and if he ever decides to die. President Putin said if he does in fact decide to live forever, then he will most likely rule Russia for the… Read More ›
Jacqui Lambie To Meet With Political Psychopath
Newly Independent Senator Jacqui Lambie is to take a meeting with a political psychopath, or as he is also known, the Prime Minister Tony Abbott, following her recent split from the Palmer United Party (PUP). Senator Lambie is tipped to… Read More ›
ABC’s Quentin Dempster Found Abandoned In A drain
ABC’s 7:30 NSW host, Quentin Dempster is recovering today after being found dumped in a drain in Western Sydney. The ABC presenter was in good spirits though a little shaken up, after a group of cyclists rescued him after hearing… Read More ›
Desperately Seeking Latham
Former Opposition Leader and full-time mother, Mark Latham has been appointed the new President of the National Housewife’s Association of Australia. There has been a collective scream of relief from many housewives around Australia. ‘I am so thrilled Mark has… Read More ›
Anarchist Can’t Believe Posters Yet to Overthrow Capitalism
Stunned by the failure of his multiple posters explaining with simple slogans and graphics how capitalism is an fundamentally unjust system based on dehumanising exploitation threatening the total destruction of the planet, Newtown-based anarchist Michael Roberts admitted he was running out… Read More ›