Speaking on Radio National’s Drive program, Steve Ciobo, Parliamentary Secretary to the Treasurer, revealed that not only will the government not work with Labor and many on the cross-bench on policy development and legislation, but is also unwilling to include… Read More ›
Politics
‘It’s Kinda Awkward’ – Australia Embarrassed By Planetary Destruction, Crimes Against Humanity
“Oh Christ, please, not again,” a mortified Australia said after Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s cringe-worthy statement that coal was “good for humanity” was followed at the G20 by treasurer Joe Hockey’s insistence that climate change posed no threat to economic… Read More ›
Controversial 7.30 Skit Offends
Infamous comedy troupe, The Chaser Flagship current affairs program, the 7.30 Report is under fire from conservative political commentators for a controversial sketch aired last Tuesday. Introduced by Craig Reucassel Leigh Sales, the 5 minute sketch proceeded to show a photoshopped picture… Read More ›
Clive Palmer Demotes Jacqui Lambie To Deputy Class Clown
Leader of the Palmer United Party and dinosaur enthusiast Clive Palmer has today announced that Palmer United Party Senator Jacqui Lambie has been demoted from head class clown to deputy class clown. The move follows weeks of tension between Lambie and… Read More ›
Jacqui Lambie Defects: Joins Communist Party Of China
Tasmanian Senator Jacqui Lambie today announced that she would henceforth serve as a member of the Communist Party of China (CCP). Lambie’s departure from the Palmer United Party has been widely anticipated following a public falling out with party leader… Read More ›
Abbott Pushes For Coal To Be Recognised In Australian Constitution
The prime minister Tony Abbott is leading a push for coal to be recognised in the Australian constitution as being the original energy source of our land. Mr Abbott considers the entrenched discrimination against coal over the last 20 year… Read More ›