The Australian Labor Party have announced that they have hired the nephew of world famous performing artist, Marcel Marceau as a special advisor to Opposition Leader Bill Shorten. Marceau’s influence was evident when Shorten was questioned about what he would… Read More ›
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Morrison Categorically Refutes Claim He’s Using Manus Island As ‘A Cheap Labour Source’ For Personal Theme Park.
A spokesperson for the Minister for Immigration and Border Protection has refuted claims that Scott Morrison is using Manus Island as a source for cheap “carnival operators” for a theme park called “Morrison-Land”, which it also denied existed. “The Australian… Read More ›
Palmer Incensed By Obama Snub
Palmer United Party leader Clive Palmer was reportedly angered by US President Barack Obama’s failure to meet with the member for Fairfax during his stay in Brisbane. Mr Palmer, who shared the podium with former Vice President Al Gore in… Read More ›
Putin Gets Eight Hours Sleep
Russian President Vladimir Putin is “well rested” following a good night’s sleep, RT.com has reported. “With eight hours sleep behind him, Putin is expected to rule Russia with the unmatched passion and energy Russian citizens are known to expect from their… Read More ›
‘Plain Packaging Laws An Absolute Failure’ — Tobacco Companies
“The number of Australian smokers has only increased since the introduction of the previous government’s plain packaging laws,” Scott McIntyre, a spokesperson for British American Tobacco has told The (un) Australian in an exclusive story. Citing a study by the… Read More ›
World Leaders Reveal Prime Minister’s Emotional Breakdown Following ‘Weird And Graceless’ Opening To G20 Retreat.
Attendees of Saturday’s private G20 leaders retreat have revealed the entirety of the two-hour meeting was spent comforting the Prime Minister on how difficult it is being a head of state. According to world leaders, Tony Abbott’s opening address, which… Read More ›