Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has come out swinging over accusations that he is racist. The Dark Lord told reporters that he can’t be racist, as some of the people that he used to arrest were indigenous. ”Peter’s… Read More ›
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Dutton Launches New Coalition Slogan: We’re Not Racist, But….
The Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has today launched what he hopes to be the Coalition’s election winning slogan of: ”We’re Not Racist, But….. ”I’d like to start today’s presser by declaring that I am not racist, but,”… Read More ›
Dude Who Walked Out On The Apology And Did Nothing To Close The Gap Whilst In Govt Undecided On The Voice
Opposition Leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton remains undecided on what position his party will take on the proposed Indigenous Voice to Parliament. The Dark Lord has used the Parliamentary break to reflect on his past – like the time… Read More ›
Liberals Announce New Initiative The Dutton Youth
The Australian Liberal party has responded to polling showing that they are not popular with the youth of Australia by announcing a new initiative, the Dutton Youth. ”We understand that the youth of Australia are not connecting with us and… Read More ›
One Nation Launches Exclusive Line Of Premium Prison Wine
Political grifters One Nation have announced the launch of their own exclusive brand of prison wine, with all funds going towards their supreme leader Pauline Hanson’s new pool cabana. ”Exciting times at One Nation HQ,” said a Party Spokesperson. ”The… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Who He Should Invoice For Yesterdays Royal Commission Gig
Former Minister for everything and occasional PM Scott Morrison has asked his staff to find out who he is to invoice for his speaking gig at yesterday’s Royal Commission into the contentious Robodebt program. ”Was good to get a gig… Read More ›
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