One Nation Launches Exclusive Line Of Premium Prison Wine

Political grifters One Nation have announced the launch of their own exclusive brand of prison wine, with all funds going towards their supreme leader Pauline Hanson’s new pool cabana.

”Exciting times at One Nation HQ,” said a Party Spokesperson. ”The prison wine is brewing in the toilets and oh boy, does it have a kick to it.”

”The recipe is one that has been handed down through the Hanson family for generations.”

When asked why they decided to go down this fundraising route, the Spokesperson said: ”Well initially we were going to go with rum but the suppliers delivered dark rum, now white.”

”I mean we’re One Nation, white is our brand.”

”Anyway, gotta be off, need to go down to the local club’s dumpster and try and source a few bottles for the hooch.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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