The Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has today launched what he hopes to be the Coalition’s election winning slogan of: ”We’re Not Racist, But…..
”I’d like to start today’s presser by declaring that I am not racist, but,” said the Dark Lord. ”I mean, I know aboriginal people, heck, in my last job I used to arrest and caution them.”
”Does that sound like the actions of a racist?”
When asked why he wouldn’t come out and say yes or no whether he supported the Voice, the Dark Lord said: ”Well have you asked Anthony Albanese this question?”
”I get a bit sick of the people of Australia coming after me with questions. I am Peter Dutton you will respect my authority.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s been a stressful day I’m off to strangle a few puppies to relax.”
”And before you ask I have a mixture of white and brown puppies.”
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