Australia’s former Minister for Health/Innovation/Industry/Finance and part-time Prime Minister, Scott Morrison has told colleagues that he will be leaving Parliament to join the YouTube group The Try Guys. ”What a great opportunity it will be for Jen and the girls… Read More ›
Australia’s Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has blamed his terribly low polling results on the rise of the low-carb diet. ”The Australian people don’t know what’s good for them,” declared the Dark Lord. ”They’re all Albo this and… Read More ›
Former minister for health/Industry/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has spoken of his sadness that he was unable to get to London to take a selfie with the Queen’s coffin. ”Scott was very sad that he was no longer… Read More ›
The Dark Lord led Coalition has come out strongly against a proposed Federal ICAC due to the high price of lettuce. ”It’s all well and good for Mr Albanese to come out and want to set up this and that… Read More ›
The Premier of NSW (for now) Dominic Perrotet has warned the Rail Union to ease up on industrial action or he will be forced to bring back the Transport Minister from his European holiday. ”To the Unions I say this,… Read More ›
Low rating Sky News TV host Andrew Bolt has pledged that he will no longer leave his bed so as to avoid being woke. ”I call upon my fellow conservative soldiers to join me in a sleep in against wokeness,”… Read More ›
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