Australia’s former Minister for Health/Innovation/Industry/Finance and part-time Prime Minister, Scott Morrison has told colleagues that he will be leaving Parliament to join the YouTube group The Try Guys.
”What a great opportunity it will be for Jen and the girls to see me on the internet,” said Scotty-from-Marketing. ”I’m a big fan of The Try Guys, and look forward to adding my unique take on things.”
”Who knows, maybe I’ll go viral.”
When asked what he would bring to a YouTube show, the former part-time PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”I’m very popular on social media. Apparently, I’m a bot magnet!”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to bone up some rugby league so I can hold my own with the Try Guys.”
Mark Williamson
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