Australia’s former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has come home from his first day back at work bemused by his colleagues reaction to him telling them that he’s off to the prayer room. ”I was saying to Jen, people sure did… Read More ›
Politics
Libs Blame Poor Polling On Public’s Fascination With Low Carb Diets
The Liberal party has blamed their leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton’s diabolically low popularity on the public’s fascination with low-carb diets. ”The public for years have been told that carbs are bad and worse than the devil,” said a… Read More ›
Dutton Celebrates Surviving The Week With All His Horcruxes Intact
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has celebrated surviving the first week of Parliament with all his horcruxes intact. ”The Dark Lord has survived a bruising first week,” said a Spokes Death Eater for the Dark Lord. ”Harry Albanese… Read More ›
Barnaby Pulls A ScoMo And Takes The Week Off From Parliament
The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Affairs both Home and Foreign Barnaby Joyce has decided to pull a ScoMo and skip the first week of Parliament. ”If it’s good enough for Scott to take a week off then why not me?”… Read More ›
Dutton Demands Irish Border Be Shut To Keep Out Potato Blight
Opposition Leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has demanded that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese close the Irish border before the dreaded potato blight hits the country. ”This government needs to get off their backsides and take some action,” said the… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Jen To Ring In Sick For Him As Parliament Returns
Australia’s former Prime Minister and no fan of the UN Scott Morrison has today asked his wife Jen if she could ring his new boss the Dark Lord Peter Dutton and tell him he won’t be coming in to work… Read More ›
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