ScoMo Bemused By The Reaction He Gets When He Tells People He’s Off To The Prayer Room

Australia’s former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has come home from his first day back at work bemused by his colleagues reaction to him telling them that he’s off to the prayer room.

”I was saying to Jen, people sure did look at me funny when I say I’m nicking off to the prayer room,” said the Member for Cook. ”It’s bizarre, especially when I tell them I plan to spend a good hour on my knees.”

”Next week I might take the opportunity to bring them along with me and offer them the opportunity to be touched.”

When asked whether all the goings on in the past in the prayer room had any bearing on the former PM’s use of the room, ScoMo said: ”Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”

”There’s a lot of scuttlebutt around the place and those that know me know that I don’t hold much truck to scuttlebutt.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I feel the need hit the prayer room, before I do though I must pop out and get some wet wipes.”

”Last time I was in there someone must have been moved by the coming of the Lord as the floor was very sticky.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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