The laboratory is clean and immaculately white. Surgeons sharpen their precision blades. Three bodies start returning to consciousness, struggling to work out where they are through the haze of drug cocktails and the concussion from being wacked on their head. On… Read More ›
The CSIRO says it has developed a new vaccine which destroys the bacteria responsible for otherwise sentient beings becoming incapable of reason. The scientific breakthrough will have the potential to eradicate numerous palpable threats to humankind, notable among them the so… Read More ›
The AFL anti-doping tribunal has today announced that after two years of standing around with its dick in its hand patient research and looking in a few dark corners, that they could find no evidence of anyone taking performance enhancing drugs. Ever…. Read More ›
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has continued to show support for the coal industry, declaring yet again that sources of renewable energy can’t be relied upon, particularly in light of “that eclipse thing” that just occurred in Europe. In Northern Europe,… Read More ›
In a move sure to ignite fresh controversy, Prime Minister Tony Abbot has announced the restoration of the ancient Divine Right of Kings to cure scrofula and transmit the Royal Miracle. The reintroduction of the ability to cure scrofula or… Read More ›
The government have been making more and more frequent references to extreme weather events localised to delicate crockery. These so-called storms in teacups are, according to the government, in no way related to climate change which totally doesn’t exist. Environment… Read More ›
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