Volunteer fire fighter, avid bathing suit-wearer and Minister for Women Tony Abbott has today called upon the country’s top scientific bureau the CSIRO to look into building a time machine that would enable Abbott to send Australian troops back in… Read More ›
A Brisbane man has finally gotten out of bed after hitting his snooze button for 24 years. Tom Smothers expressed surprise that he’d been in bed that long. “Yeah I’m a bit shocked. I thought I’d just hit snooze a… Read More ›
Controversial anti-vaccination campaigner Sherri Tenpenny has declared she is “chill” with other people’s children dying of preventable infectious diseases as long as she is able to maintain her media presence. In an exclusive interview with The (un)Australian, Dr. Tenpenny said:… Read More ›
Sports journalists across the world have been flabbergasted to uncover the shocking truth – female athletes menstruate. The shocking news broke out when English tennis player Heather Watson blamed her first-round loss in the Australian Open on her match coinciding… Read More ›
The Australian Greens have today called for bush fires to be re-named ‘Regeneration Opportunities’. Their argument being that the term bush fires attaches a negative stigma on a natural occurring event. A spokesperson for The Greens told The (un) Australian,… Read More ›
Queensland MP and amateur Mr Toad impersonator Clive Palmer today announced he has finalised an agreement with the Discovery Channel to be eaten alive by a stegosaurus. The agreement comes after the Discovery Channel commissioned a similar program in which American documentary film maker… Read More ›
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