An Australian athlete has been praised for showing the true spirit of Aussie sportsmanship by stopping in the middle of a 5000 metre race and returning to push a fallen rival back to the ground. “I saw that a runner… Read More ›
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Swimming Australia Calls For More Funding For More Medals
Swimming Australia fresh off a disappointing Rio Olympics medal haul has called on the Australian Federal Government to increase funding to our swimmers in order to win more medals. A spokesperson for Swimming Australia spoke to The (un)Australian about the… Read More ›
Russian Olympic Team Regrets Hiring Stephen Dank
Following threats from the IOC to kick it out of the Rio Olympics, the Russian Olympic team is having serious second thoughts about its decision to hire Stephen Dank to oversee its supplements program. “Dr Dank injected our athletes with… Read More ›
NSW Premier To Ban State Of Origin To Stop Cruelty
NSW Premier Mike Baird announced today that State of Origin would be banned after July 2017 to prevent cruelty to the State of NSW. Last Night NSW won the game 18-14 but QLD won the 2016 series 2 games to… Read More ›
Parramatta Eels Fined For Being Above The Scandal Cap
NRL club Parramatta have been handed a hefty fine by the league for breaking the number of scandals a single club is allowed to become embroiled in within the space of one season. “Every club is allowed to be involved… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Celebrates France’s Honourable Loss To Portugal
Fresh off pushing Malcolm Turnbull into extra time on election day, Opposition leader Bill Shorten was today celebrating France’s honourable loss to Portugal in the final of Euro 2016. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a jubilant Mr Shorten said: “What an honourable… Read More ›
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