Fremantle onballer Nat Fyfe has once again escaped sanction after the AFL Match Review Panel deemed his on field actions during Sunday’s match against North Melbourne did not warrant penalty. Fyfe butchered two Kangaroos defenders during the 3rd quarter of… Read More ›
Yesterday saw the end of the legal profession’s favourite AFL coach, James Hird. At a press conference, Hird announced that he had reached an agreement with the Essendon Football Club board that the best course of action for the club… Read More ›
In a move analysts have described as ‘novel’, Australia’s troubled currency is set to be pegged to the fortunes of Collingwood Football Club. Treasurer Joe Hockey has taken the step in an attempt to slow the dollar’s rapid slide away… Read More ›
Australian tennis star and sledger extraordinaire Nick Kyrgios was today announced as the Australian cricket team’s new vice-captain, following the leadership shake up caused by Michael Clarke’s retirement. A Cricket Australia spokesperson told The (un)Australian: “After Clarkie’s retirement, we needed to shake… Read More ›
Community furore over inexpiable expense claims has collected another victim as Michael Clarke, captain of the Australian cricket team, has announced he’ll be resigning from Test cricket. The resignation follows the revelation that Mr Clarke has claimed travel expenses for a holiday… Read More ›
Items recovered by locals from a beach in the west of England point towards the crash landing of Australian cricket somewhere in Northern Europe. The handle of a Kookaburra bat and a baggy green cap have been sent for forensic… Read More ›
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