Undefeated boxing champion Floyd Mayweather has been approached by BBC executives about filling the Top Gear hosting position vacated by Jeremy Clarkson earlier this year. In March, Clarkson was dismissed from Top Gear after a fracas with a BBC producer. His… Read More ›
Coaches in the National Chess League are concerned that the introduction of laws designed to protect chess players from concussion are open to abuse and may signal the end of chess as we know it. “Heavy knocks to the head… Read More ›
The Insurance Council of Australia says its members have revised their policies to reflect the reduced risk profile of 1990s cricket commentator jokes after the death of the popular 12th Man character from skin cancer aged, 84. Benaud was Birmingham’s most… Read More ›
Coach of AFL side Essendon and possibly the Australian legal profession’s greatest benefactor, James Hird, has today announced he’ll be putting his dream of riding the Tour de France on hold so he can focus his full attention on coaching… Read More ›
The AFL anti-doping tribunal has today announced that after two years of standing around with its dick in its hand patient research and looking in a few dark corners, that they could find no evidence of anyone taking performance enhancing drugs. Ever…. Read More ›
A massive after-election party in the dressing room of the NSW Liberals led to complaints to keep the noise down from Australian cricket team, who were celebrating their World Cup win in the next room. Radio station Triple M telephoned… Read More ›
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