Michael Clarke has re-injured his back after the Qantas charter jet he is travelling on went into a rapid descent due to a mid-flight malfunction. The Boeing 737 lost altitude after it’s landing gear was prematurely lowered due to a… Read More ›
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Bridget Abbott In Line To Replace Clarke For Second Test
Sources close to Australian cricket selectors have told The (un)Australian that Bridget Abbott, the 21-year-old daughter of the prime minister, was front-runner to replace captain Michael Clarke should he not recover from his back injury in time for the Second Test… Read More ›
Collingwood FC: Casual Racism Leads To Profits
Collingwood Football Club are set to report strong profits after a year marred by racial controversy. “We’re feeling about as big as King Kong after this result” said a jubilant Eddy McGuire. “If it wasn’t for this nations casual approach… Read More ›
Ange Postecoglou Declares ‘We’re Building For The 2032 World Cup’
Socceroos coach Ange Postecoglou has named his squad for the upcoming Asian Cup under increasing pressure to produce results after a return of just two wins from twelve matches at the helm. The Socceroos have plummeted to the lowly ranking… Read More ›
Senator Lambie Doesn’t Rule Out Streaking For The Defence Force
Newly independent Senator Jacqui Lambie has today told The (un) Australian that she was not prepared to rule out streaking at the Boxing Day cricket test match, if it would help defence force personnel receive a pay increase. Senator Lambie is… Read More ›
Scott Muller: Can’t Bowl, Can’t Tweet!
The cricketing world is today in uproar after a twitter account named @NotShaneWarne2 tweeted “Scott Muller: Can’t bowl, can’t tweet #GetWellHughesy.” The @NotShaneWarne2 account was apparently unimpressed that former test player Scott Muller had not joined the cavalcade of former… Read More ›
