An Australian Federal Police investigation into the shadowy “dark web” has found that the underground internet is being used mostly by anonymous users to share files of Justin Bieber albums. “We were expecting to find that it was being used… Read More ›
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AFL To Introduce Special ‘Booing Indigenous Players Round’
Noting the popularity of the spontaneous booing that Adam Goodes has received every time he touches the ball, the AFL has made the response official by announcing that round 13 next season will be named “Booing Indigenous Players Round”. “We’ve got… Read More ›
Mick Fanning Coward Punches A Shark
Animal activists have spoken out about Mick Fanning’s coward punch of an innocent shark in South Africa. MoonBean Soya, spokesperson for the Animals Have Feelings Too Foundation (AHFTF), said: “This poor innocent shark was just swimming innocently by in its natural… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Refuses To Leave Room After Being Stressed Out By Cyberbullies.
Prime Minister Abbott has taken to his room after accidentally logging onto the internet and encountering a massive amount of cyberbullying. “I thought I was popular with all the other kids in Australia because they voted me to become the… Read More ›
Moderate Muslims Fail To Condemn Ban On Snowmen
Muslim leaders are under fire for failing to condemn a Saudi cleric who issued a religious ruling stating that constructing snowmen was forbidden. Sheikh Mohammad Saleh al-Munajjiid declared that constructing a snowman was akin to creating an image of a… Read More ›
Terrorists Shocked Their Actions Making Life Harder For Muslims With Nothing To Do With Them
An imam from the French city of Bordeaux has called for followers of the religion to protest the Paris shootings, describing the event as “tantamount to what September 11 meant to America”. Imam Tareq Oubrou referred to the massacre as “tantamount… Read More ›