An aeronautical vessel containing the Australian Minister for Immigration, Peter Dutton has been forced to return to base after being denied permission to land by the Switzerland Secretariat for Immigration. Minister Dutton was due to land in Geneva today to… Read More ›
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Greece To Advise Australia On Economic Growth
Officials from the treasurer’s office have contacted Greek officials in a bid arrest the collapse in Australia’s GDP growth. Australia’s headline growth has this week slumped to just 0.2 per cent. Economists fear that the slide in growth, as the… Read More ›
NRA Calls For Journalists To Be Armed With Nuclear Weapons
After a news reporter and her cameraman were shot dead live on air in the United States yesterday, the National Rifle Association (NRA) has called for laws to be introduced to make it compulsory for all journalists to be armed with a… Read More ›
Kim Jong Un To Moderate Coalition Party Room
In an unprecedented move the coalition is moving to recruit North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. This follows the lengthy debate in the coalition party room in regards to marriage equality in recent days. Tony Abbott told a press conference,… Read More ›
Falling Dollar To Be Pegged To Collingwood FC Performance
In a move analysts have described as ‘novel’, Australia’s troubled currency is set to be pegged to the fortunes of Collingwood Football Club. Treasurer Joe Hockey has taken the step in an attempt to slow the dollar’s rapid slide away… Read More ›
AFP Claims Altruism Behind Its Support Of Sri Lankan Police Department
Questions dog the government’s use of the Australian Federal Police (AFP) as a tool to execute behind the scenes foreign policy objectives by supporting the notorious Sri Lankan Criminal Investigation Department (CID). In the usual show of solidarity in foreign… Read More ›